Is This Gross OR Neanderthal Co-Worker Post

Clipping one’s nails at their desk when they share an office with another person?

Dipping and spitting and all that goes along with it when you share an office with another person?

Farting but playing like you are covering up the noise with loud throat clearing?

Telling people that will listen that you threw your girlfriend out of the apartment when in reality she just realized that there was probably someone less offensive out there?

Talking about how great your last bowel movement was?

This is my daily work life.  I share an office with someone who never crawled out from his cave.  He is one of those bully type individuals that think everyone should just accept him for who he is.  I seriously think about throwing things at him on a daily basis.  That is putting it lightly.  I am just afraid of putting anything stronger out there on the internet.

For a little while I was worried that I was just being a snob and that I just needed to deal with it.  With each passing day though I realized – I share an office with a Neanderthal.  I am not kidding.  He should be studied.  He actually asked me once if I thought there was a correlation between women that keep their maiden names when they get married and divorce rates.

Really?

I am at the end of my rope with this idiot but I cannot send him to my island because not enough people know of his nastiness.  So, in order to gain him notoriety, I will start posting about some of the stuff he does and let you decide if I am overreacting.   If I get enough proof out there – to the island he will go.  I need your help to get the word out.