Writers Workshop Thursday: A Glassy Tale

Now this is different.

After someone partakes of my fluid, I am usually placed on a circular, stone object. Today I seem to be next to a foot, overlooking what appears to be a deep crevice. I cannot see very far. I am not sure whether it is the scent emanating from the foot or just my poor depth perception (I am curved you know) as to why I cannot see the next level. I wonder if the foot is aware of the state of affairs or if it remembers I am here. If it doesn’t remember I am here, there may be a problem.

Usually, I sit awaiting orders in that enclosed cabinet thingy. While there I hear the rumors of others like me who have never returned to the home base. I hear strange tales of having ‘extras’ on hand in the event of a tragedy on the stone patio. Then there is a frightening tale of a long whip like object that comes out of nowhere, slapping us to the floor with ferocious might. Some have returned to tell the tale but refuse to give commentary on those who didn’t make it. They say, recycling was in their future. They say the word ‘recycling’ with such a shuddering horror that I don’t dare ask more questions.

Ack! The foot touched me! I am slightly closer to that drop. Also, that nasty thing touched the rim. Who is going to partake of me now? Ooof! What was that clinking noise? Oh, ice melting. it sounds so loud at times, echoing in here the way it does. Wait, the sound seems to have stirred the foot and a hand appears, pushing me away from the drop. Whew! I was beginning to seriously condensate. If I am not on the round stone the female with the pretty painted toes will start making loud noises and…

whaaaat…IS…that? There is a jingling sound, like the olive picks in the cocktail shaker.

OH MY OCEAN!

IT’S THE FURRY WHIP…IT’S COME FOR ME!

It has taken everything in it’s path and I am next, oh smelly foot SAVE ME, SAVE ME!!

BUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH!!! SPPPPPLLLLAAAASSSHHHHHH!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16794387734217000502 Los

    Dogs knock everything over! I think that’s why I might be part dog … If something’s on the table, I have a decent chance of knocking it off …

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03517190745892738872 honkeie2

    That is why I am getting my kids pet rocks for xmass!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147 Mama Dawg

    DUDE!!!! I chose this topic as well. It’s my first time. I like yours!

  • http://claimid.com/asthmagirl asthmagirl

    Love the perspective! Very nicely done!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16637670293642285740 Diane

    So cool! I laughed when I got to the whip part (I have one of those, too ;)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17444789984737988038 Cherlyn

    Nice! Love it!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06744123704292534249 J'Ollie Primitives

    Love it! Well done!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10399156539354549499 Jen

    what can I say great minds think alike and great post.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02866185752018469388 Lacey in the Sky

    What a cute post! And a REALLY cute dog!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05000384127075772584 Lex the mom

    That gave me a good chuckle! Well written & fun! Their tails are like whips – our old dog had the bestest furry whip evah!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04643760705722729503 sj

    this was hysterical. very well written!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10014244331752838359 Live.Love.Eat

    Hah!!! This was cute. “others….not returned to the home base.” funny.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14660401535856930165 kccat

    This also applies to cats to except mine use their paws to knock things over on purpose. Great post.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16459128354316846076 Kristen Andrews

    What a cute dog!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18341753113164178323 Lula!

    Out-freakin’-standing…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02600832930420708824 Ashley

    I’m in love with your dog!Super cute writing.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11556451375792958743 Mama's Losin' It

    Awwww. I was really pulling for someone to save him. Dang dogs.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11459390034138213074 Honey Mommy

    What a fun post!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147 Mama Dawg

    Swing on by. I gave you some awards!