How to Irritate Me

P: I had a peanutbutter sandwich and the rest of the Humboldt Fog cheese for lunch.

Me: Why?

P: It’s all we had.

Me: Um, what about the rest of the London Broil in the fridge?  We had bread and cheddar cheese and lettuce…There was grilled chicken in the freezer and salad in the fridge…

P: I had the London Broil yesterday.

Me: I am sorry your highness, that I did not have another selection ready for your table today.  Perhaps you should send me the way of Anne Boleyn and a couple other of your wives.

P: Depends on what is for dinner.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00204195066864717389 Diane

    Don't get me started on “there's nothing to eat in the house”.

    There's just nothing you want to eat. I could live off what's in the fridge for a week.

    wv= dismiss!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16794387734217000502 Los

    Ha! That's like my wife saying, “I have nothing to wear!”

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13517857978576422454 Andrew Green

    I'm happy as long as there are some Little Debbie cakes in the house….
    When the wife takes my brownies, that's when I start complainin'!

    Don't touch my brownies!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11815426069055211963 Kelley with Amy's Angels

    I'm with you! My husband says, “I guess I'll just scrounge (sp?)” I HATE that word. Makes it sound like he's going to make soup out of coffee grounds and ketchup.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00086309578820420578 Annie (Lady M) x

    You mean that you haven't got one of those magical fridges that restocks itself?! Agh, I see… you are the magical bit!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14831271413506252133 Beth Dunn

    Your fridge sounds a lot friendlier and fuller than mine!
    xoxo
    SC

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13214914707096410664 Erin

    Okay if I send my hubs to your place tonight? Your cupboard's a lot fuller than ours.

    ;-)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04614627167922944626 CaraBee

    It often amazes me how only we mothers are capable of producing food from the refrigerator. Packed with goodies, they still come away with the strangest concoctions.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06471450359666416290 smile steady

    Wow… I think my husband would LOVE those options! You know… I think I might love those options, too!

  • http://thelocalcook.com/ The Local Cook

    That totally sounds like me and my husband! LOL.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16047430228350114744 As Cape Cod Turns

    I hope you gave him and hunk of crusty bread and a glass of water, while you sat down with a fine wine and lobster.