How to Irritate Me
P: I had a peanutbutter sandwich and the rest of the Humboldt Fog cheese for lunch.
Me: Why?
P: It’s all we had.
Me: Um, what about the rest of the London Broil in the fridge? We had bread and cheddar cheese and lettuce…There was grilled chicken in the freezer and salad in the fridge…
P: I had the London Broil yesterday.
Me: I am sorry your highness, that I did not have another selection ready for your table today. Perhaps you should send me the way of Anne Boleyn and a couple other of your wives.
P: Depends on what is for dinner.