It’s A Good Thing…Sucking Up

Dear Martha,

I am shamelessly using the same way of adding a link to your blog on my site as Scary Mommy. I know that I should be more creative and figure out a better way to totally suck up for a chance to be featured on your blog.

Sigh

You see most of my time outside of my day job is taken up with making my home as comfy and welcoming as possible. The problem I run into is that I have this man who lives with me that thwarts my every move. I clean and create a warm homey kitchen and he leaves Oktoberfest beer bottles on the counter or decideds it’s too much effort to put dishes in the dishwasher. He also randomly decides to paint at the worst possible times.

So

I am blogging at work right now (if my bosses see this, it’s 4:05pm…on a Friday) because husband also has disabled the home computer because of various issuse. I have a limited amount of time to get this post out so the creativity is not only flowing, apparently there is some ADD with my writing.

Anyway, if you could check out my blog you would see that I love to cook and bake, I am all about the local harvest and I have a love for all homey. :) Thank you for your consideration.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06476595338905840856 Mrs Parks

    If Martha stops by your place, don’t send her to mine, I think she’d have a seizure…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06254892316444101203 Lindsay

    That sounds familiar in so many ways…I about cried at the mess when I came home from vacation yesterday (my husband didn’t go). I probably overreacted, but nothing sets me off like a mess when I’m tired.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13772208953959596713 Insane Mama

    Your all about the harvest, I think that is obvious and Martha is a doo doo head if she can’t see that in you, sorry Martha if you’re reading

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16055330581283035461 schue

    I’m a packrat, so I am very sure my wife can relate to this post … it’s a good thing!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15517091699073793924 Mom2FiveBratz

    lol…my husband screws up my kitchen too. hes taught the kids all his nasty habits. we should form a club. lol.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14660401535856930165 kccat

    You don’t want me over then. I always mess up the kitchen after my hubby cleans it up. LOL

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11027061380778030388 Rhea

    Cute letter to Martha. I wouldn’t let her step foot in my house. NO way, no how. ONly because I’d be embarrassed at how non-creative and homy I am.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16459128354316846076 Kristen Andrews

    u are funny

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00885710131012274860 Scary Mommy

    LOL!! I think I say “fuck” way too much for her to feature me. So, I’ll cross my fingers for you!!! :)