My Island II: A New Member
For those of you that missed my explanation My Island is a place where I send people that irritate me so badly by their presence that they need to be isolated in a place where they can do the least harm to the public. If someone REALLY pisses me off I am known to say, “They better be careful or they are going to My Island.” I don’t send them there automatically, there is a process and I am very picky about who I scoop out of the rest of the population’s gene pool.
So far I have sent:
Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Rick Santorum
Flying stand-by:
Jamie Lynn Spears
Today, I am sending another person. She should have been in the original set but alas, I had forgotten about her for a brief moment when she wasn’t trying to hog the political spotlight with her extremest right-wing rantings. She is:
This woman used to frighten me because of the filth that spewed from her mouth but with titles for her books such as:
If Democrats Had Any Brains They’d Be Republicans
Godless: The Church of Liberalism
How to Talk to a Liberal If You Must
Well, they really just show that she is a complete fool and thoroughly unimaginative. I mean, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that if you dye your hair (badly), starve yourself and wear sexy clothing on a book cover, drooling men are going to pick it up. She actually thinks that her message is getting through to people because of her book sales. Here are some lovely comments by Ann as gathered by Wikipedia:
On October 8, 2007, Coulter ignited yet more controversy when she was quoted as saying that Jews should be “perfected” into Christians. She was talking about Republicans with Donny Deutsch, a Jewish CNBC talk-show host, and implied that she considered Christianity a virtue. Deutsch asked her, “It would be better if we were all Christian?”, to which Coulter replied “Yes”. Deutsch asked her, “We should all be Christian?”, and got the same response, with an invitation to come to church. Later on, Coulter said, “we just want Jews to be perfected, as they say”, saying that this was what Christianity was, and she compared the ‘New Testament to Federal Express. Further, Coulter said that Christians considered themselves to be perfected Jews. Deutsch implied that this was an anti-Semitic remark, but Coulter said she didn’t consider it to be a hateful comment.[62]
…about 9/11 Widows
These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them. … I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much … the Democrat ratpack gals endorsed John Kerry for president … cutting campaign commercials… how do we know their husbands weren’t planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they’d better hurry up and appear in Playboy.[88]
…It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950—except Goldwater in ’64—the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.
So Ann, your idiocy and complete lack of knowledge about the world around and your continuous misinterpretation of what you don’t know you has earned you a trip to My Island. You are a hateful person and the female equivalent to Dorian Grey. I am sure you and Rick will get along well. Maybe you and Brit can dye each other’s hair. I’ll send some peroxide in the next supply drop. She seems to know a little more about it than you.