Dear Co-Worker
Dear Co-Worker,
I applaud your efforts at healthy eating and brown bagging it. You are not only doing yourself a service but the environment as well. You even remembered to recycle that orange and white box that your meal came in today. Good for you.
NOW IF YOU FLIPPIN’ COOK FISH IN THE FLIPPIN’ MICROWAVE AGAIN WITHOUT THE AID OF A MATCH OR SOME SORT OF OTHER ODOR ELIMINATOR I AM GOING TO EAT A BEAN BURRITO AND CARPET BOMB YOUR OFFICE.