Dear Co-Worker

Dear Co-Worker,

I applaud your efforts at healthy eating and brown bagging it. You are not only doing yourself a service but the environment as well. You even remembered to recycle that orange and white box that your meal came in today. Good for you.

NOW IF YOU FLIPPIN’ COOK FISH IN THE FLIPPIN’ MICROWAVE AGAIN WITHOUT THE AID OF A MATCH OR SOME SORT OF OTHER ODOR ELIMINATOR I AM GOING TO EAT A BEAN BURRITO AND CARPET BOMB YOUR OFFICE.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971 only a movie

    Ha!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00736680428036053669 BS5 Blogger

    Issues with your colleagues!? :) Hee hee.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602 Middle Aged woman

    I applaud your ability to be selectively flatulent.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16794387734217000502 Los

    We have some people where I work who cook “creative” things in the microwave for lunch … and by creative, I mean “stink the entire place out” creative.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14013214017240987993 The Mom

    Ew, just reading that made me nauseous!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17444789984737988038 Cherlyn

    This is a perfect example of why I love reading your blog. =]

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14660401535856930165 kccat

    Fish & microwaves are just two things that don't belong together especially in the workplace. Blah. Makes me wanna gag just thinking about it. Bombs away!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15792389491137279542 Muffy Willowbrook

    Roar!!! HAHAHA!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12726021829363492972 MissKris

    Feel better now?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15634829064005032831 Kat

    My husband brown bags it a lot. His problem is people taking his stuff out of the fridge. Nothing is sacred in there. And trust me you really don’t want a chemical engineer trying to get even with you.

  • http://claimid.com/asthmagirl asthmagirl

    I thought eating fish at work was office tabboo? Do what you have to!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17444789984737988038 Cherlyn

    The shoes are black. I think it’s just the flash from the camera making them look pewter colored.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15802328177416597833 A.C.

    I suddenly get the feeling that we work in the same office. What’s up with that fish thing? UGH.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15540367324651819913 …love Maegan

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahaha. gross.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15517091699073793924 Mom2FiveBratz

    lol.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16459128354316846076 Kristen Andrews

    I happen to hate fish and it made me crazy when people used the office micro and stunk it up! Yuck!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147 Mama Dawg

    That’s why I heat up my salmon patties in the cafeteria microwave…not the office one. Although if that bi$ch keeps on talking like she always does, I just might microwave my leftover tilapia in the office next time. Or at least pour some fish juice anonymously in her drawer.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10399156539354549499 Jen

    Totally LOL!!! You let him have it.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07562634403635180290 Shelby

    LOL. That sounds gross…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03689307061005439040 Queen Mommy

    Ah, co-workers.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01470314515968294702 Jeff

    LOL. I went through a fish stew phase about 5 years ago. I heated them at work and my co-workers wanted to kill me. It lasted about a week until I was pressured to stop. :P

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13772208953959596713 Insane Mama

    “Carpet Bomb” HHAHAHA