Oldie But Goodie

This is a blatent repost but as I am overwhelmed with work (I should have already done but was blogging) I need to do it. Enjoy.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Why Blackberrys are Dangerous
Actual email I sent to my Mom while she is on vacation…”So Peter and I are totally drunk and I decided to email you to let you know. If we were drink img Carib with you we would probabbly not be so drunk. Byt the way we decieded if we had a child and it was a girl her name would be Vesper.Love JenSent via BlackBerry by AT&T”My Mom told me this was the first drunk email/text she’d ever received. Let this be a lesson.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11134357362921822788 KimmyJ

    LMAO!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04512609340464356355 Jared.

    Vesper? LMAO. I send lots of drunk emails/texts, that usually go to the wrong person.

  • http://www.shamelesslysassy.com Shamelessly Sassy

    I try to hide my blackberry when I’ve been drinking. Or I would text and email my little drunken fingers off.

  • http://claimid.com/asthmagirl asthmagirl

    I thought you meant the actual berry! Yes, I would not want to pick up my blackberry after a pint. Yikes! I think I’ve left comments after I’ve come back from the pub. That’s likely a mistake.The comments, not the pub.Cheering you on so you finish your work.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08466593271512886307 Black Hockey Jesus

    Plus mom it was me that broke the picture window in 1981 and not a band of gypsies.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10399156539354549499 Jen

    I have never e-mail/text while drunk but I am guilty of the phone call while drunk. Life lesson learned, I hope.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15079648125245754566 Sarah Mae

    My parents don’t even know how to text! (Incidently, I stink at it; it takes me 20 minutes to write one sentence!)

  • http://sippycupsandblackberries.typepad.com Christine

    HEHEHE, I have soo been there – but it was a random text to an ex-boyfriend accidently instead of the current one. They had the same first name. Nice….

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00892293258799500751 Heather

    It’s one of my fav’s. Seriously HILARIOUS!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16794387734217000502 Los

    Thankfully, my parents don’t have cell phones … the texts they’d receive from me would probably make their gray hair turn even grayer.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16144713142229970998 Robin

    I called my dad drunk from Key West while I was on stage singing with the band (I was on my way back from the bathroom when they pulled me on stage). You and I are SO in the same tribe.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09112429783137338349 Jess

    I drunk e-mail and text all the time. But never to my mom. I rue the day she learned how to e-mail. Should she and dad ever start texting, I’m moving to … somewhere without cell service or something.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17444789984737988038 Cherlyn

    Hahah nice! I actually read something today that said 63% of blackberry owners have used it in the bathroom. I bet you have! I bet J has too. lolAnd re. your comment: yeah the whole “it’s not like you didn’t know” thing kinda pissed me off a bit. He’s not much for tact.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09914276373305636583 Trooper Thorn

    Also don’t drink and blog/myspace/facebook.Unless a person is a mean drunk, then blast away.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16995239482766454974 Sidney

    Hysterical, and something I can totally see myself doing with my own BlackBerry! Course, it was my mom who called ME the other night after going out with a group of girls (including my oldest sister) and was blathering on about the good time she had, after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine herself. Too funny…and she’s 76!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10603926932960194007 my2boyz

    That is too funny!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14660401535856930165 KC

    Yes, drunken texting can be as bad as drunken dialing. I received a few drunken texts and emails. Very funny to be on the receiving end of them as long as they don’t wake me up at 4am.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10023417839687501752 Snooty Primadona

    Oopsie… But, Moms are understanding souls. Okay, mine wasn’t, but yours is, lol. I can’t even text when I’m sober…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06008124733600155796 Keeper Of All Things

    LOL

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06008124733600155796 Keeper Of All Things

    Friends Don’t let Friends Text Drunk………lol

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16459128354316846076 Kristen Andrews

    he he that is too funny! I just got a smart phone/blackberry type and it is going back I can’t stand it!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18341753113164178323 Lula!

    You win the best text award. Hands down.