Crackberry Pic: Not So Fun…

**NOTE**
Today is Thursday and while my Crackberry pictures are usually on Fridays, I could not let this one wait till then.

We are all trying to cut back to be able to fill our gas tanks and buy those groceries, increasing in cost by the millisecond. We time our errands efficiently, we buy local, we brown bag it, we push the envelope on the sell by dates of dairy (ok, eww); anything that might help. When we look for a small indulgence to remind us that someday we will be able go back to our normal, therapeutic levels of retail therapy sometimes we get b-slapped.

Today the full scale of the economic crisis hit me.

M&M’s downsized their fun.

This ‘fun size’ pack of M&M’s had only 5 M&M’s (and 1 crushed to smithereens but that doesn’t count). I thought maybe that this was a rouge bag and someone on the assembly line decided to pull a Lucy and Ethel, making this particular bag light on the goodies. BUT NO! I checked a couple other bags (I did not open them, I felt them up) then more. Some of them had 4! Is this fun to you? It’s not fun to me. It should be called “almost fun but enough to make you upset you don’t have more size” or “cheap grandma size” or “bad box lunch on field trip size.”

There is nothing fun about 5 M&M’s when you have your period, period.

If any kids whose parents work for TM & Mars come to my house for Halloween, they are getting toothpaste.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00736680428036053669 BS5 Blogger

    Oooh, no fun! Sorry to hear about that retail shocker. I can see why Friday Crackberry had to be rushed through to Thursday.I can’t really speak to the point about it being extra irritating this week rather than any other week but I sympathise!I am telling you for sure that if you wrote a letter to M and M and sent that pic’, they would send you a free case – just the sort of feedback corporations love and someone in their customer service team will see it and put a spin on it.Have a top day!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01124513427678555863 Tara@From Dawn Till Rusk

    I’m so with you on the cutting back the goodies in order to pay for heating the house (it’s nearly summer here in the UK, but it’s still cold!) – but denying us our fix of chocolate. I’m sorry but I’d rather go cold. What next, Reeses Pieces the size of a pea?The world’s households will be more outraged about that than the spiralling cost of fuel!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15669318430348189265 American in Norway

    That is just WRONG & cheap… & I am glad you called ‘em on it. I say we unite & write them a nasty email… Maybe we will get some goodies in return?? Hmm

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15669318430348189265 American in Norway

    Oooo… I forgot.. Congrats on SITS!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15079648125245754566 Sarah Mae

    Haha! That stinks – I don’t even think you should give them toothpaste, just four strings of dental floss!Congrats on being featured on SITS! :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05205278384614133047 Böbø

    Sell by Dates, they’re just averages taken on the ultra cautious side. Really, it’s fine.<>{But don’t tell H, she gets all weirdy about it}<>

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14459588647203908856 Nonna

    That’s pitiful isnt it? 5 M& M’s.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11421804696146084068 Candid Carrie

    SAY IT ISN’T SO! I’ve never known a grown woman to buy the FUN size of M&Ms, sweetie that is enough fun for children and was never intended for adults. It is the obese children that needed their fun scaled back, not you. They’ve altered the package labels and the kind of fun you are looking for comes in the guganormous size with the ziploc strip across the top. Now if there is anything else I can help you with, you just let me know.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16794387734217000502 Los

    Yeah, it’s time for M&M’s to change the name – there’s nothing fun about “fun size.” When I hear “fun size,” I immediately know I’m not going to be satisfied. Thank goodness, they don’t make men’s condoms in fun size.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06527214550054444621 Chandra Stauffer

    Your blog is a hoot! I think you got yourself a new reader. :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14660401535856930165 KC

    Couldn’t agree with ya more about prices on things.There is nothing fun about 5 m&m’s. What a ripoff.It’s probably their way of cutting back to help pay for the expensive milk in the chocolate and the gas that fills the trucks that deliever the goodies.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02315720415774254785 Debbie

    There is nothing, I mean nothing better than a handful of M&M’s after you’ve eaten a plate of french fries when Aunt Flo comes to visit. Seriously. Nothing compares.

  • http://claimid.com/asthmagirl asthmagirl

    Yes, but they’re peanut m&ms. I’m sure there’s at least 10 in the regular m&m bags! Congratulations on your super stardom! (SITS)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17396011907508627172 Sydney

    Congrats on being the Saucy Blog of the Day on SITS! I can’t believe there were only 5.1 M&M’s in the fun size pack. Every place is cutting back… went to buy ice cream last night… there was a mix of 1.75L and 1.5L containers. And instead of 10 pkgs of fruit snacks in a box, some now only have 6 but they are all the same price!! Gotta love this economy!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02993625193184914299 Tara R.

    That’s just wrong on soooo many levels. M&M are sacrosanct. What has become of this nation?(via SITS ~ congrats on being a Saucy Blog!)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14933103811088365332 Brian in Mpls

    It is funny they try to cut costs by putting less food in the package and then they turn around and spin it as they are concerned about health and right sizing the portion….just give me my fucking candy

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06611804749003805841 Sue

    Hey SITSta!! Where in PA are you? I’m in Chadds Ford!! Love your blog – you are very funny.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06278630444931205359 Cristin

    That is just evil and wrong.

  • http://memarielane.com Memarie Lane

    Oh wow. They didn’t even give you any yellow ones. My idea of Fun Size is the 16 ouncer. :P

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16013989296760980717 Kimba

    Oh for pete’s sake. I’d have to eat about 50 bags to get my fill!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16493268452074516009 Jill

    Peanut M&Ms are my all time FAVORITE! Sadly my daughter’s don’t like them… what a pity…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06689554675037442435 Parker

    So, not cool. It’s like when you get an ice cream cone and you drop it after a couple of licks. The let down of it all. Happy Day to you.HUGS,Kat

  • http://www.freebirthdaytreatsblog.com Julie N

    Wow…holding back on the chocolate…they’re playing a dangerous game with women out there! LOL! Have you noticed Dryer’s ice cream containers have gotten smaller as well?Congrats for the feature on SITS!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05935072824189114873 Talisman

    Five M&M’s is a crime. Call them up in all your PMS glory and threaten to sue for false advertising.

  • http://www.heavyonthecaffeine.com Christy

    Here from SITS…5?! Seriously?! That’s just ridiculous…if they keep that shit up, they’re going to have lots of women w/PMS coming after them!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08123430890236503375 Feathering My Nest

    A few years back they began making boxes of everything smaller, but charging the same. Big companies thought consumers would not notice. Women are smarter than this. We DID notice and WE did complain. That product was Tampax tampons. The company changed back to their original sized boxes. We can make change. Yay.Congratulations on being SITS queen for the day. Kathi

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14013214017240987993 The Mom

    Congrats on the SITS love today!!Your header photo has great perspective!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06476595338905840856 Mrs. Parks

    Rock on SITS’A!I am mortified at your snack time discovery : (I seem to be needing the warm love of my chocolate more and more these days and to see this is almost more than I can take.I love your blog and love that you are here for me at the click of a mouse!Have a GREAT day : )

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04272841722936736948 Neurotically Yours:

    “Felt them up” – shame on you! LOLWell, if you eat all the “Fun” size bags it should equal up to one regular bag…..maybe…..but not even close to King Size.Congrats on being featured on SITS!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11134357362921822788 KimmyJ

    Hola, SITSta! Period + Far too few M&Ms = A full tilt $hit fit at me casa!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10738126061643732991 leezee52

    Oh no not the M&Ms! Congrats on being the SITS girl today!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627 Swirl Girl

    If some guy complained about only getting 5 Budweiser’s in his six pack – there’d be a full scale mutiny! Sweet toothers unite!!!Boycott M and M’s and switch to Skittles!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03689307061005439040 Queen Mommy

    WOW! Man oh man…less is definetly not more!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11234273045011961912 Angie

    First of all…congrats on all your comment love today! Yay! Second of all, I say we all band together and boycott Mars, Inc. 4, 5 M&Ms is insulting. I agree…that is NO FUN!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06689554675037442435 Parker

    Quilt making summer it is.I’m with you Sister GIRL.HUGS,Kat

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15517091699073793924 Mom2FiveBratz

    I know what you mean. Feeding 4 kids all summer is killing us, not to mention having to fill up our suv gasguzzler on a weekly basis. Ive been rationing my kids snacks, and cooking daily..god i want a burger from a greasy fast food place!!! lolgroceries have gotten ridiculously pricey, milk is 5 bucks a gallon?! eggs have finally gone down to 3 bucks a carton, and cereal, the cheap kind is still over priced and the box is smaller!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16995239482766454974 Sidney

    Congrats on SITS!! And your blog is hysterical…definitely what I needed today!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15540367324651819913 …love Maegan

    usually, the fun pack have 7. you got gypped! I am addicted to peanut m&m’s -it’s a serious problem :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09248951104776233083 Katy Lin :)

    i agree! not fun at all! what is the world coming to? i hope the mars companies ceos can sleep at night knowing that their new policy may send emotional (menstural) women everywhere into crazy chocolate frenzies!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10399156539354549499 Jen

    Great Blog! Very Funny. You are so right about the M&M’s. It is just not fair. In my world I would have eaten 2 more bags. One to make me happy and get over the trauma of the first bag and the second one b/c the first bag didn’t have enough in it.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06254892316444101203 Lindsay

    What is up with the M&Ms???? I sure hope they have lowered their prices, because that’s just ridiculous.Have you notice that EVERYTHING seems to have smaller sizes (and higher prices)? I remember the Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies were HUGE when I was a kid, and they’re now just as expensive but half as large. You have to go to Sam’s to get the “large size”.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05155540225515457507 Alaina

    5 M&M’s? That’s got to be against the law… that isn’t even a slice of a normal chocolate consumption level. Urgh… must medicate with chocolate.PS… are you loving the comments from all the SITS visitors?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16144713142229970998 Robin

    Congrats on your SITS nod!I am glad that I’m not the only one who has ‘felt up’ an M&M bag. Puttin you on my blog roll chickie..

  • http://sixfeetundersite.blogspot.com/ Tess

    Congrats on SITS!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02727392529069711772 Suzanne

    That’s just wrong. They can’t mess with the chocolate! This is definitely one to call their CustSrvc about…I wouldn’t take less than several coupons for free bags of regular size. Let us know if you do get something out of them. ;-)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16919079134282687094 Adrienne

    Oh man! That is terrible! What kind of crap is that!? 4-5 M&M’s in every bag. Cheap advertising. Geh.http://scrappin-a-rose.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04953977625325499626 Kaza

    I like the Grandma size idea. 4 or 5 M&Ms, that’s just WRONG.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00885710131012274860 Scary Mommy

    That would piss me off too!!! Nobody can be expected to stop at 5!

  • http://menapausalmama.blogspot.com/ gaining some lb's

    They have some nerve. Did you write them? ohhhh…you must. Those bastids….gipping out a woman who is due for the flood of the century…….Dont mess with me and my chocolate at that time…..Whats next???? a 3 pack of beer????? OMG could you imagine??peace#2

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12687477302115487336 Angie

    Those cheapskates. Geez, they must really not be properly afraid of my chocolate-frenzied PMS episodes. I’m visiting from SITS and love your blog!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12791420477284901556 Darrin

    5 M&M’s! That just aint right!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07562634403635180290 Shelby

    You poor dear. This is truly a tragedy. By the way, I LOVE your crackberry pics. I would love an entire blog dedicated to crackberry pics of your life, haha.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04240942361330902385 AFRo

    My goodness it’s crowded in here! Congratulations on your day today! I’ve got you added to my reader, so you’ll be hearing from me again soon!Thanks for your visit today…I’ll try not to leave you guys hanging too long.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09078268933443516223 Jane @ Kidzarama

    That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard!Personally, I go for the 600g size bag. It’s my main source of stress relief.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03516546337996538661 Pam Hawk

    …so they weren’t really M&Ms at all. Just Ms.That’s too bad. What a tease.Maybe your mention in SITS will help ease the pain?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11898685794074481126 Ritch in Love

    Technically it’s Friday…but I haven’t made it to bed yet, so for me it’s still Thursday. :) Congrats on the SITS Spotlight! And as for your M&M experience…totally sad. If I had dumped those 5 measley candies into my hand my reaction would have been: BLING*BLINK!

  • http://www.esmon.net Nichole

    Oh, that’s the saddest picture ever! You should definitely forward this post to the M&Ms people.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11724526923343865256 EmBee

    I think somewhere in my archives I actually have a blog post about this very same thing!It’s blasphemy to refer to 4-5 m&m’s as ‘Fun’ size… ‘Fun’ size to me would be a package with enough m&m’s to make my stomach hurt!

  • http://notsosahm.wordpress.com Vicki

    Oh no. There’s nothing fun about that. It’s a joke and someone should tell M&M it ain’t funny…I need to blog about the bag of chips I bought recently. It was a rather large bag but when I opened it there were only enough chips to fill the bottom fourth. And you can’t feel up a bag of chips because you don’t want to crush them! Very disappointing to say the least. :)