Tax Rebate Super Specials – Gee Thanks

Hey Sweetie,

This ad is tearing my heart out. Take a look at the Sunfire package. Dream equipment. Dream price. Nightmare because we can’t afford it. It is actually painful to think about. This is equipment I wouldn’t think of getting because it normally costs too much and now I know that at some point down the road I am going to pay more than this discounted price for an amp and processor (albeit seperate purchases most likely) and get less. I had to vent. Its just too painful. I hope you’re having a nice day.

I love you.

me

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My response:

Dear P
I am sorry your heart is being ripped out by stereo equipment. Here is a list of things that are ripping my heart and other internal organs out:

-fence
-refrigerator
-HVAC
-drapes
-clothing

Love you. Hope you are having a nice day.

Love
Me

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05155540225515457507 Alaina

    Classic! I’m just sayin’!PS. Notice how I’m all over the comments today? Yeah, sitting on the couch feeling icky… surfing the wireless. Think I’m going to mow the lawn. It’s a beautiful day and since I don’t have to do it in a rush like I normally do… I can take my sweet old icky feeling time. Exercise always makes me feel better anyways.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14911826980781124597 scargosun

    Take it easy though. If you have allergies, mowing the grass might make you feel worse.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04512609340464356355 This Pop Can make you melt.

    Im a little shocked and annoyed you would actually compare a fence or drapes to stereo equipment. Thats like comparing bugs and oxygen. This a BIG reason i will never get married. Women just dont understand a mans need for stereo equipment….and before you say it, we do understand your need for fences, and drapes, but we simply dont care. Have a nice day.

  • Anonymous

    Wow. Were you really that snarky in your reply to your husband or are you is that just what you wish you said?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14911826980781124597 scargosun

    Anonymous…Wouldn’t you like to know. ;)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07562634403635180290 Shelby

    That’s cute. Hilarious and cute.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16047430228350114744 Sue

    I vote for practical. I need a fence too.